screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless.

slangforbullshit:

i’m like 10% stress and 90% band of brothers feelings

(Source: terehsa)

*40 year olds complaining about “this” generation* Raised this generation

*14 year olds complaining about “this” generation* ARE this generation

dansdraw:

Being a rockstar 101 with Dan Smith (x)

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

TO EVERYONE CLAIMING ALL THE OFFICERS IN FERGUSON SHOULD BE IN PRISON:

Do you really believe all the police in ferguson are evil? Because let me tell you something, we like to think the line between good and evil are fixed, with us on the good side and evil on the other side: It’s not. Good people can be seduced to cross that line, and bad people can do good things.
When we judge people we have to take at least two things into the equation: Not only what lies inside the person, but also what the situation are, the external factors that influence them. 
Because yeah, the police are the bad characters in the scene now, but we also have to think about what the situation are.
It’s the system that corrupts the individual. I truly believe those policemen were good people before they were sat in that situation. Because the problem does not lie in the individual policemen, but in the system that corrupts them

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

elrizabeth:

ladynorbert:

napalm9:

bigginwithabeard:

napalm9:

napalm9:

maybe 90% done

UPDATE: got a better wig

How is that a better wig? Curiousity, not criticism.

It’s a lace front that feels about 100 times better than the last one. Not to mention that the color is a natural blonde rather than that ugly yellow color. I was trying to make it messy intentionally in the pictures, it’s actually quite smooth and beautiful.

*whispers* Ed is real.

it got better, owowww